Admiral lives a life as crushingly empty as a supermassive black hole.
Captain Equinox was thinking about Rollie Fingers when he made this completely unrelated image.
Like most things in Perry's life, this is just another lie.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
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