There's something not quite right about this face Nerdfolk submitted. OK, got it -- it's the freckles!
Moot1234 thinks Stallone needs to lay off the 'roids just a tad, the importance of Rambo V notwithstanding.
Stan Baniszewski plans to auction his freakish creation to the director of the next Japanese-horror adaptation.
Similarly, Joe Fisto has a monstrosity ready and waiting for the long-delayed Silent Hill sequel.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
It's time we stop tolerating lawlessness in our cities and coddling these criminals. Twenty seconds to comply is too long for ED-209 to get the job done.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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