There's something not quite right about this face Nerdfolk submitted. OK, got it -- it's the freckles!

Moot1234 thinks Stallone needs to lay off the 'roids just a tad, the importance of Rambo V notwithstanding.

Stan Baniszewski plans to auction his freakish creation to the director of the next Japanese-horror adaptation.

Similarly, Joe Fisto has a monstrosity ready and waiting for the long-delayed Silent Hill sequel.

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