There's something not quite right about this face Nerdfolk submitted. OK, got it -- it's the freckles!
Moot1234 thinks Stallone needs to lay off the 'roids just a tad, the importance of Rambo V notwithstanding.
Stan Baniszewski plans to auction his freakish creation to the director of the next Japanese-horror adaptation.
Similarly, Joe Fisto has a monstrosity ready and waiting for the long-delayed Silent Hill sequel.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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