notforclimbing spends a lot of time practicing his equations if you know what I mean. If you do know what I mean, please e-mail me, because I sure as hell don't.

frumpykvetchbot takes erotic pictures of Dixie cups.

Kanzune knows the proper medium for those LotR movies. That's right, I said it.

PriapicPrimate is far too highbrow for me.

Valvados can't paint good.

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