It was having to write this comment for this Symphoric image that kept me from killing myself.
Duckula pulled this image out of his sleeve instead of an ace. :(
chersterz does dirty things with his palm holograms.
Rather Dashing is a golden treasure of a man, but it's time to pawn him for a bitchin' new guitar.
chersterz takes dueling banjos to hyperspace. I don't mean literally, because there is no sound in hyperspace.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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