It was having to write this comment for this Symphoric image that kept me from killing myself.

Duckula pulled this image out of his sleeve instead of an ace. :(

chersterz does dirty things with his palm holograms.

Rather Dashing is a golden treasure of a man, but it's time to pawn him for a bitchin' new guitar.

chersterz takes dueling banjos to hyperspace. I don't mean literally, because there is no sound in hyperspace.

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