It was having to write this comment for this Symphoric image that kept me from killing myself.
Duckula pulled this image out of his sleeve instead of an ace. :(
chersterz does dirty things with his palm holograms.
Rather Dashing is a golden treasure of a man, but it's time to pawn him for a bitchin' new guitar.
chersterz takes dueling banjos to hyperspace. I don't mean literally, because there is no sound in hyperspace.
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
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