Crusty_mabiba authored this humble image in the quite hope that it does something, anything, to relieve some of the crushing strain of simply being alive.
FractionMan hobbies include rubbing salt in your open wounds and spirited, carefree urination.
Hungry Hippo has some absolutely laughable notions about the distribution of baryonic matter in the universe!!
finalellipsis has got a point, and he is poking you with it.
Zento is basically a jerk.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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