Crusty_mabiba authored this humble image in the quite hope that it does something, anything, to relieve some of the crushing strain of simply being alive.
FractionMan hobbies include rubbing salt in your open wounds and spirited, carefree urination.
Hungry Hippo has some absolutely laughable notions about the distribution of baryonic matter in the universe!!
finalellipsis has got a point, and he is poking you with it.
Zento is basically a jerk.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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