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FractionMan hobbies include rubbing salt in your open wounds and spirited, carefree urination.
Hungry Hippo has some absolutely laughable notions about the distribution of baryonic matter in the universe!!
finalellipsis has got a point, and he is poking you with it.
Zento is basically a jerk.
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