Crusty_mabiba authored this humble image in the quite hope that it does something, anything, to relieve some of the crushing strain of simply being alive.
FractionMan hobbies include rubbing salt in your open wounds and spirited, carefree urination.
Hungry Hippo has some absolutely laughable notions about the distribution of baryonic matter in the universe!!
finalellipsis has got a point, and he is poking you with it.
Zento is basically a jerk.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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