Baish uses three mustaches to represent this test subject's three distinct part-human, part-computer personalities.
GnatKingCoal knows sexy when he sees it. Unfortunately, he's legally blind.
I got my totally bogus game-programming degree from the University of Phoenixan!
I say, Joust, old chap, might you fancy a jaunt down to the local soda jerker's stand for a delicious concoction?
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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