Baish uses three mustaches to represent this test subject's three distinct part-human, part-computer personalities.
GnatKingCoal knows sexy when he sees it. Unfortunately, he's legally blind.
I got my totally bogus game-programming degree from the University of Phoenixan!
I say, Joust, old chap, might you fancy a jaunt down to the local soda jerker's stand for a delicious concoction?
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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