Good news, Congresswoman Schmidt! Thanks to GnatKingCoal, your recognition is way up! Now for the bad news:


SarahPAC officially commissioned this GnatKingCoal work, under the condition that it be gifted to Tracy Morgan.


We've coaxed Donny Brook in here for a little bit of his laid-back adult-contemporary image manipulation.


And here we see GnatKingCoal, buffing his final two contributions with an assortment of discolored washcloths.


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