Good news, Congresswoman Schmidt! Thanks to GnatKingCoal, your recognition is way up! Now for the bad news:


SarahPAC officially commissioned this GnatKingCoal work, under the condition that it be gifted to Tracy Morgan.


We've coaxed Donny Brook in here for a little bit of his laid-back adult-contemporary image manipulation.


And here we see GnatKingCoal, buffing his final two contributions with an assortment of discolored washcloths.


Thanks to KittyLitter (another satisfied customer!), the SA Forum Goons, and Joshua "Thunder 'Stach" Pugh!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

  • We Are Ready to Announce That Grimace is Human

    We Are Ready to Announce That Grimace is Human

    It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.

  • Lair Flair!

    Lair Flair!

    Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.