Healthy Meals for Big Fatasses"triggur" rapes his insides on a regular basis:

I'm not sure what "SnuggleBot" was thinking, but hey, he was thinking.

"vedman" scores a major touchdown for all things right.

"Triggur" likes to eat like a princess. A big fat fucking princess.

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