There has been a lot of discussion over the past few weeks about who Time would pick as their Person of the Year. Most people figured it would either be Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Pope, some random politician from America, or Steve Sutton. During this trying time, the Something Awful Forum Goons did not hesitate to speculate. What follows are their best guesses as to who would be Person of the Year. Not surprisingly, very few of their guesses actually involve real people. In the end, they were all wrong. Soviet leader Yuri Andropov got the nod.
TheSniperZERO got things started by proving he doesn't actually know of any real people.

Our world is in dire shape if we're giving these awards to plumbers. Way to lower our self worth, jercoxthealmighty.

Like most things in Manos del Sino's life, this image features heavy water damage.

Sponrad's nomination does not bode well for mankind.

Unless we need a real life example of what that green gas in The Rock does to a human body, you aren’t really offering much to the workplace.
Will you die fighting for what you believe or will you be stepping out of the shower when your pet kills you? From samurai duels to Craigslist deals gone bad, we rank all the ways to die.
Use these guidelines and gambits to avoid humiliation at the store... and maybe even save some cash!
Take a look back with us at some of the best and worst awful movie moments of the year!
Pictures of cute animals are taking the Internet by storm! (It's a very destructive storm.)
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!
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