Agent Turkey is a bit of a huckster.

Lost Mustard is the official mustard of the television series LOST.

Yoozer had this engraved onto the Voyager spaceship to teach aliens about human love.

Some piece of Gambl0r's heart will always be lost in the vast wilderness of this image.

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