As a string theorist and Ron Paul supporter, Henry Hippomouth disagrees with your obviously irrational beliefs.
Call him old fashioned, but Frogeye can't get enough naked musclemen screaming and stabbing people.
When he was born, Dies was seriously one goddamn sexy baby.
Dies is trying his hardest to turn the tides in the War on Religion.
A body lies in a warehouse storing skeletons, devil masks, broken dolls, Satanic pentagram stencils, inexpertly stuffed dead animals, out of tune music boxes, and flickering light bulbs. The corpse has been mangled, its intestines pulled out to spell "Spooky Force" on the ground.
The most advanced and up-to-date method of checking the temperature from cricket noises.
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