As a string theorist and Ron Paul supporter, Henry Hippomouth disagrees with your obviously irrational beliefs.
Call him old fashioned, but Frogeye can't get enough naked musclemen screaming and stabbing people.
When he was born, Dies was seriously one goddamn sexy baby.
Dies is trying his hardest to turn the tides in the War on Religion.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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