As a string theorist and Ron Paul supporter, Henry Hippomouth disagrees with your obviously irrational beliefs.
Call him old fashioned, but Frogeye can't get enough naked musclemen screaming and stabbing people.
When he was born, Dies was seriously one goddamn sexy baby.
Dies is trying his hardest to turn the tides in the War on Religion.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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