As a string theorist and Ron Paul supporter, Henry Hippomouth disagrees with your obviously irrational beliefs.
Call him old fashioned, but Frogeye can't get enough naked musclemen screaming and stabbing people.
When he was born, Dies was seriously one goddamn sexy baby.
Dies is trying his hardest to turn the tides in the War on Religion.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
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Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
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