As a string theorist and Ron Paul supporter, Henry Hippomouth disagrees with your obviously irrational beliefs.

Call him old fashioned, but Frogeye can't get enough naked musclemen screaming and stabbing people.

When he was born, Dies was seriously one goddamn sexy baby.

Dies is trying his hardest to turn the tides in the War on Religion.

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