I don't know if America is ready for a flamboyant president, but BlazeScallion does.

danno can turn milk into ice cream using only the power of his mind. True story.

If EPS thinks he can get this coffin-sized computer into office, I laugh in his face.

I love you nihil8r and I want to marry you and pick daises in the endless fields of your heart.

DoctorMcNinja has renewed my faith in democracy. God bless you, young hero.

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