Having just bought new tires, I'm not sure I like the timing of toasterhead's candidate.
MOSFET has found the perfect candidate. Seriously, there is absolutely no way you can possibly go wrong with a car-eating robot. None. Zero.
notforclimbing has a candidate that might just be too much for Robosaurus to eat.
Planet Idiot is crazy if he thinks this minority has a shot at the Oval Office.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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