Having just bought new tires, I'm not sure I like the timing of toasterhead's candidate.

MOSFET has found the perfect candidate. Seriously, there is absolutely no way you can possibly go wrong with a car-eating robot. None. Zero.

notforclimbing has a candidate that might just be too much for Robosaurus to eat.

Planet Idiot is crazy if he thinks this minority has a shot at the Oval Office.

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