A Film By Uwe Boll is eager to be governed by a corpse preserved in a deli case.
occamsmonkey is an American't.
dot_matrix is as graceful as an elegant lady.
Cordialatron wants your vote and your soul.
Larry Horse offers as many hoots as an owl.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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