Another recent thread that didn't quite take off was that of "The Next Generation of Sodas." Here are some of the finer cuts of meat from that thread.
"SirRobin" has that highly developed European taste when it comes to beverage:
"geek2" sucks as basic Photoshop operations, but pays tribute to my eyes with pretty colors:
"toiletduk" found a way to improve Pepsi Blue. His method is a lot more complicated than mine, which consists of pouring it out and never drinking it.
"Digital Arse" serves this at all his parties:
"velvetelvis" remembers that whole World War II thing, and isn't letting anybody forget:
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
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