Another recent thread that didn't quite take off was that of "The Next Generation of Sodas." Here are some of the finer cuts of meat from that thread.
"SirRobin" has that highly developed European taste when it comes to beverage:
"geek2" sucks as basic Photoshop operations, but pays tribute to my eyes with pretty colors:
"toiletduk" found a way to improve Pepsi Blue. His method is a lot more complicated than mine, which consists of pouring it out and never drinking it.
"Digital Arse" serves this at all his parties:
"velvetelvis" remembers that whole World War II thing, and isn't letting anybody forget:
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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