Academy Award Winners For SureJust rush past this "illumn8d" image before it blinds you.

"G-III" is a tasteful lass who understands human tragedy like nobody's business.

"biclops" is so delightfully juvenile with this entry:

"caldrax" really sets his sights high with this humdinger!

"Anarchon" is a true master of intelligent humor:

"Sarchasdick" cast Orson Welles as the dick. Wow, that sentence was pretty gay.

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