Kanzune wants to sit down and have a serious talk with you about your genitals and how you use them.

Unkempt smells like swish cheese on a spring morning.

blitrig is making jokes about penises. Oh my!

TheHotCarl offers up this awful looking tape that he probably wore out from repeated viewing.

MrPazzah crafted this energy charged with the raw sexual energy of Dr. Phil, who himself is a giant phallic object.

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