Kanzune wants to sit down and have a serious talk with you about your genitals and how you use them.
Unkempt smells like swish cheese on a spring morning.
blitrig is making jokes about penises. Oh my!
TheHotCarl offers up this awful looking tape that he probably wore out from repeated viewing.
MrPazzah crafted this energy charged with the raw sexual energy of Dr. Phil, who himself is a giant phallic object.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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