"C-Mart" lets his patriotism shine through in this little ditty:
There are reaons "Arsenal" will never be allowed to have kids:
"Who" let the dogs out! Just kidding. No seriously! He made this card:
The ever pantsless "Arsenal" spends too much time playing with dolls:
Super forum moderator "Sasquatch!" just pissed off Jesus, so we'll be seeing him in Hell:
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"God of War is the realization of our collective hopes and dreams, not just as gamers, but as gamer-citizens."
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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