EMAIL FROM DAD ON THE ROAD !!!!!!DETAILS MY DADVENTURES IN THE FORM OF ELECTRONIC MEDIA with pics for the kiddos
Yes Thats Right I Lost The Dang Car. It's ok though I am getting a ride from a woman with a uterus problem
back on the road after all these weeks !!! i got a car fair and square and now it's time for me to hit the road jack!!!!!!!
Some thing is happening to me out here in the wild and there are things i need to tell you before it is too late for your dear old pop..
Back in the game thanks to much needed rest. Working on my novel and my spiritual trip. Maybe i cannot die..
Your dear old pop has a big time secret to tell you about your old cat. Also I love you !!!
I hope you have a shovel or can borrow from one of the neighbors who doesnt hate us.. big info here...
No time for chit chat my life is at stake please go through my belongings and may they benefit you in all your dealings !!
If i could ask mccan or obama 1 question it would be what are they going to do with the economy. i gota business to start!!
I have awakened with an amazing new power from a mysterious benefactor....the mountain!!
I have a pest in my life and it's natures greatest hen, the neighborhood turkey
Quick dad tip when someone asks what is the reason for the season say "mess with the best die like the rest" always answer a rhyme with another rhyme
I have done 30% of my new years mottos and nothing else feels fresher!! Im a man of my word at least 30 percent of the time
Here is the letter i wrote to get my money back from the fraud bed corp. Read it and "sleep"!! that is my bed joke but this is no laughing matter!!
I am going to run this curmudgeon bank some day so join it now... lets bank!!
I have been Tasked with DEFENDING SAFETY and showing you how to put your hair out if its on fire
No Horse Bones About It... Its the horses special day!!!! A Fine Horse I Dont Forget
I, your estranged father, have learned an important lesson about remodeling and time warps and now i know what i was meant to do this whole dang time
ROSS BEANIS and i are going to make money and you will see. we will be famous business men like a couple of rambos
The time my arch nemesis and also best non-man horse friend destroyed the only room i cared about and the only place i ever felt i belonged
I have done a lot of deeds through my life big and small and now I must warn you of your future
I have important news about your idiot sister who bungled it and is now engaged to a loaf of crud named GREG.
The results are in!!!! Your dear old dad attended the wedding and met the GREG FAMILY. What a time
Your heavenly dad (me) is ready to have his story blossom into the big screen sure to be a block buster....!!
This is your father. I am going to win big on National Novel Wiring Month. Read the storyline here, it is a crowd pleaser!
Hello from your father I am all set to open a restaurant and succeed where i used to fail
This is your dad writing to let you know I witnessed the miracle of life because I went to the wrong place at the wrong time
HELLO it is your dad emailing, I have a fantastic new career in the field of MILK
Hello it is your father writing. I have a few small problems but that is what makes life worth living!!
HELLO!!! Your estranged father here, I am writing to tell you about my upcoming court cases where I will win big and eat like a prince.
My bumbling boss won't help me launch my dessert delight!!
HELLO I had big egg plans but there was a problem.
Hello!!! It is my birth day today and so far it's fine, not like those old birth days.
I have a vicious but not unwarranted grudge against one of nature's biggest beasts
It is time to become a workin' man yet again!!!!
HELLO I have taken roommates!! Or rather, they have taken me... by surprise!!
I am remembering a little bit today about the whole "Bird Affair" that nobody wants to talk about!!
My Cyberbabe is taking on a life of her own, but at what cost?!
All Hallow's Riches To You And Yours This Holiday Season!! -My motto now
"What's The Bully Story" you may be asking me! And I am about to say it!
It is about a car that I bought from a big man who made threats on me.
A short and fancy letter to the soon-to-be new tenant next door, from me, a passionate man.
The year is new and I feel like a new man! Let me apologize now!!
I have a lot of sad things to tell you before I forget most of them to the demons of time!!
The animal problems are some of my most regretful!
You call that bucket of bolts a computer woman? I will show you a computer woman.
Engaged in a battle of wits because I tried to make pets fun again!!
Thank you for your thoughtful letter. We regret to inform you that you will not be receiving your deposit back.
Problem at local gym. There is a problem at the gym. Please fix it, gym people.
When you think about the excitement of the raffle does it remind you of BIRTH?
Please read about the newest crime of the century happening before your very eyes!!
This Social Rat business is about to get off the ground, starring me and the rats!
I have a lucrative job helping old people with very little bird duty!!!!
My Favorite Cats that I'm friends with now.
I got into a milk match with a real piece of work named RUSTY.
I have a job now doing Pig Care for the mayor. His prized pigs can't be beat!!!
I have had lots of dream trouble lately but my confessions may help me rest.
A short list of my regrets from this year. Boy hooty.
"Running got me to where I am today and I will never stop" -me
I had a bad time at this gym and I will not go back to it.
Recalling my past loves and why nobody likes me.
I am drinking lots of hot milk again but it's for a reason this time!
The world's most sophisticated chat babe is ready to be pleased by you!!
I need to tell you all about the ostrich and the dancing and why I gave it all up!
It was a food contest and I am still full from it many hours later!
Your old pet "BRET" stole a lot of things from our friends but I loved him dearly!
I don't like Gerry I think he is a bad man who chases me.
My old business RatsPlus is announcing a new service, "RATGRAM"!!
I am remembering your dear old friend the horse today.
The contestants were me, the mayor, and the mayor's prized pig. It was a bad time.
The story of me and the neighborhood horse as well as my famous Lucky Beans and the Horse Dance.
This is why I don't plan birthdays anymore for kids or teens. It was a bad time!!!