I could never get it to reach.

The orgasm fairy, silly!

The Something Awful Forum Members would like to step in and say, yes, yes it's healthy to drink your own pee. You should try it. Just a little dab on your finger will do once a day. If it tastes salty then you may have to see a doctor.

With people like "BabyFace 03" ready and willing to help asking for advice on the internet never sounded better!

"Freddy 14" just can't catch a break.

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