I'm sure any normal fourteen year old would just love to recieve such a letter!
What happened to that fat fuck of a porn star that went on an all semen diet? Did she even get a full fifteen minutes of fame?
Upon ejaculation sperm can reach speeds of up to six hundred miles per hour. African-American males enjoy a much higher speed at over eight hundred miles per hour.
"Jamie 19" will solve all of your problems.
If he doesn't want to use a condom just don't use one. Nothing will happen. Pregnancy and STD statistics are frabricated by the condom companies to sell more rubbers! Don't listen to their lies! It's a multi-billion dollar a year business so they MUST be lying right?
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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