I thought the thread was about getting someone to watch your neck when you go out of town.
Maybe you should get all of your bondish fantasies out of the way before you have a child.
How do you know it's not a wart or gonorrhea? You're not a fucking doctor.
"Kate" might have posted in the wrong forum.
Isn't this kind of shit illegal in Texas anyway? Goddamn Texas. If I were ever on my way across the country I would make it a point to drive around Texas and not through it. I hate that giant fucking shit stain of a state.
How about you get him to stop by going back in time and not letting him touch your goods in the first place?
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Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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