Here's 40 kilobytes of crazy.
But were you able to vomit up your throat? You've got pounds to shed!
That lack of food really gets to them.
A lot of external factors seem to rule you, sweetheart. It's like you can't even control your own actions and you have to stick your finger down your throat of play Nintendogs!
Is this the IK contest?
If it were me I would eat the kids.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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