Here's 40 kilobytes of crazy.
But were you able to vomit up your throat? You've got pounds to shed!
That lack of food really gets to them.
A lot of external factors seem to rule you, sweetheart. It's like you can't even control your own actions and you have to stick your finger down your throat of play Nintendogs!
Is this the IK contest?
If it were me I would eat the kids.
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RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
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