Here's 40 kilobytes of crazy.



But were you able to vomit up your throat? You've got pounds to shed!



That lack of food really gets to them.



A lot of external factors seem to rule you, sweetheart. It's like you can't even control your own actions and you have to stick your finger down your throat of play Nintendogs!



Is this the IK contest?



If it were me I would eat the kids.

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