So what do you get when you combine the Internet with a sex advice column? This. If there's anything the Internet is good for it's giving out sex advice because it's clear that people who spend a lot of time posting on forums know a lot about sex.
I have my rabbi on speed dial for situations like this.
Just out of curiosity, did you have a father? Oh, no reason, I'm just wondering.
Yeah, get the good kind.
Then do gonzo porn.
Honey please put a finger in my ass and tickle my turds.
That's odd. Usually my cum sets up camp in the vulva for a couple days before heading all the way in. See a doctor?
You jerk off with your left hand? Ewwww. Right all the way.
His username is "jpn8155". Of course he wants to torture and humiliate his girlfriend. Give him a break!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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