Use more styrofoam next time, dummy.
Ah, an authentic Appalachian wedding.
This reminds me, I haven't grilled in like a month.
...to boldy go where at least one guy has gone before.
Either that smartass monkey from Dunston Checks In learned how to use a computer or something is really wrong.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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