Use more styrofoam next time, dummy.

Ah, an authentic Appalachian wedding.

This reminds me, I haven't grilled in like a month.

...to boldy go where at least one guy has gone before.

Either that smartass monkey from Dunston Checks In learned how to use a computer or something is really wrong.

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