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There's really no point in seeing a doctor when you have the power of AOL at your command.
You're on the wrong screen gramps, this isn't email.
5734222 wants to book a flight quickly but nobody knows why.
The pornomancer here is really doing a great job narrowing things down.
Don't be a dummy. Always wear that seat belt.
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
This lousy world just gets lousier every year as these stores put out their skeletons and Santas in summer.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
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