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There's really no point in seeing a doctor when you have the power of AOL at your command.
You're on the wrong screen gramps, this isn't email.
5734222 wants to book a flight quickly but nobody knows why.
The pornomancer here is really doing a great job narrowing things down.
Don't be a dummy. Always wear that seat belt.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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