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There's really no point in seeing a doctor when you have the power of AOL at your command.
You're on the wrong screen gramps, this isn't email.
5734222 wants to book a flight quickly but nobody knows why.
The pornomancer here is really doing a great job narrowing things down.
Don't be a dummy. Always wear that seat belt.
It is standard procedure for the White House to have a synthetic. But it sometimes malfunctions...
This VR game has become sentient and is killing us one by one. But is it art?
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
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