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There's really no point in seeing a doctor when you have the power of AOL at your command.
You're on the wrong screen gramps, this isn't email.
5734222 wants to book a flight quickly but nobody knows why.
The pornomancer here is really doing a great job narrowing things down.
Don't be a dummy. Always wear that seat belt.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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