Connecting to Nigcom...

There's really no point in seeing a doctor when you have the power of AOL at your command.

You're on the wrong screen gramps, this isn't email.

5734222 wants to book a flight quickly but nobody knows why.

The pornomancer here is really doing a great job narrowing things down.

Don't be a dummy. Always wear that seat belt.

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