I have friends who are bald. They are completely normal and give me no reason to believe otherwise. After seeing this forum though, I now hate all bald people and want them exterminated from the face of the planet. Okay, that might be a little too harsh but from this point forward I will be glancing behind me when I walk at night, watching for those sly bald guys who stalk the night looking for their next victim.

My biggest thrill in life is getting compliments from 4-year-old girls. I'm glad you savored the moment because it's the last you're going to hear about your big bald head.

Golly I never thought of that. I better go shave my head right now so I don't look like a fool when I slide my glasses up.

Fun fact: Most men shave their head when they have to register as a sex offender. I'm not making any accusations here, I'm just saying.

The dream itself isn't that weird, but the sticky substance he found in his underwear after waking up is.

If you use a body wash and a poofy loofah you are not a man.

I never thought that being bald could be transformed into an Internet subculture. But I guess when you don't have any unique qualities one will take desperate measures.

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