I really don't like anime people, and I think it goes back to high school. In an art class I sat next to this kid who always had photocopies of his anime comics and read them while picking his nose.

Without a doubt, the best picture of Batman wearing a dragon mask while waterskiing ever.

DON'T COME IN HERE MOM!! I'm fine, just uh, laughing at some cartoon porno!

Whoa, check out the guns on this burn victim.

It's so hot when the chick is crying and bleeding all over the place.

Okay, so it's regular day + rob a bank and have sex. Got it.

There's no way people can post things like this and NOT smell.

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