There's a feather in your cap!
Creepdolences to you in your time of tragedy.
It's only suiting that someone calls the police immediately.
So this is truly what it means to be alive.
This ain't your grandpa's Air Bud!
My real passion is playing with legos.
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
Hey, friends! Steve Mnuchin is taking a trip to the money. Let's go with him!
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