Cool? Okay. Sexy? Maybe. Cool AND sexy? Now that's just crazy talk!

Come on, Australia. Shape up.

An acute case of dumb.

She can't get pregnant if she jumps on a trampoline immediately after.

"alex" you're being sneaky!

I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!

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