Girl.com.au

An Australian site that proves some things are universal.

You are a virgin until he says, "ok babe im putten it in ooooh babey"

It's more of a slime, really.

I like forums where you can see IP addresses.

The girl is supposed to hang from the ceiling fan while the guy jumps on the bed and tries to get it in.

Hey baby, wanna go for a ride in my Power Wheels?

Nahhh.

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