It's true, I first heard about this on an episode of Coach, and Jerry Van Dyke doesn't lie.

wotzaclit-elpintogrande

Oof!

Until I was about 10 or so, I thought it was Scrabble.

Yeah, but if he were a couple years younger you'd be fine.

I'm glad "alex" is around to clear things up for confused teenagers.

She's taken buddy, okay?

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