"Where rats are royalty!" Oh brother.

You've got problems if you let rats sleep with you knowing full well they're likely to shit all over the bed.

Eating and pooping at the bridge. Now that's living the dream.

"Manrat" is the best new word so far this year.


Hi Marie, you're a weirdo!

A blob of that pink slime from Ghostbusters 2 falling on a dead rat is not an emotion.

The rat community thanks you for your insight, Debbie.

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