Asexual Visibility and Discussion Network

Upon hearing about our next forum you would think that people who abstain from sex would be more mentally stable than those who twist sex into a horrific fetish nightmare. Prepare to be surprised!

What is this shit all about you ask?

A family that stays together masturbates together.

Ralph Nader is running for president on the Asexual ballot.

Make all the choices "I don't care" and you'll have yourself a poll.

Flatten your chest, remove your genitals, and shave your head. No really, do that. It would be quite a sight. And you'd be able to join the circus.


Heroin would do the trick.

Uh, I don't think you've thought this all the way through. You'll still be a huge loser, just without a penis.

A priest, a rabbi, and a bhuddist walk into a Hot Topic and say, "WHAT A SHITTY FUCKING STORE."

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