I think the problem is that these people cannot find anyone to have sex with them and find themselves too repulsive to masturbate themselves.
I'll bet you a hundred bucks this guy was raised by a single mother.
Potential partners I can understand. But why do your co-workers have to know? Christ, shut the fuck up about your sexual orientation no matter what it is.
Fine! I'll write you up an entry for the website.
Asexuals: People who abstain from sex because they are either too ugly, too emotionally unstable, or too molested by their parents.
What a catch!
Ewww, bodily fluids!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT FOOD ON THAT LIST YOU FAT FUCKING ASEXUAL SLOB.
Hey go for it. It'll raise the average size for the rest of us.
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