Uh oh, he's on to us. Quick let's get out of here.

what

That's just wacky.

Posts like this make my dizzy.

I'm pretty sure YOU would run away at the first sign of trouble, not just the French.

I sure am glad this is almost over.

HOLY SHIT EVERYONE GET INTO MY BOMB SHELTER.

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