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Conspiracy. The great American tradition.

My theory is that you fell asleep watching Independance Day.

Hahaha yeah the guy who wrangles you up a week old hot dog at 7-11 is going to be the catalyst of a very bleak nuclear winter. Haha.

This post does not seem too bad?!?!

I want to go on some experimental space adventures.


Continue panicking like a moron.

I kept seeing the number 69. Everywhere I looked, 69 69 69 69. And before I knew it was 69'ing with some hot Spanish chick.

The goal of the Holocaust was to kill million of minorities who lived in Germany.

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