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Conspiracy. The great American tradition.
My theory is that you fell asleep watching Independance Day.
Hahaha yeah the guy who wrangles you up a week old hot dog at 7-11 is going to be the catalyst of a very bleak nuclear winter. Haha.
This post does not seem too bad?!?!
I want to go on some experimental space adventures.
Continue panicking like a moron.
I kept seeing the number 69. Everywhere I looked, 69 69 69 69. And before I knew it was 69'ing with some hot Spanish chick.
The goal of the Holocaust was to kill million of minorities who lived in Germany.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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