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Conspiracy. The great American tradition.
My theory is that you fell asleep watching Independance Day.
Hahaha yeah the guy who wrangles you up a week old hot dog at 7-11 is going to be the catalyst of a very bleak nuclear winter. Haha.
This post does not seem too bad?!?!
I want to go on some experimental space adventures.
Continue panicking like a moron.
I kept seeing the number 69. Everywhere I looked, 69 69 69 69. And before I knew it was 69'ing with some hot Spanish chick.
The goal of the Holocaust was to kill million of minorities who lived in Germany.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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