Great post, I love it!

Jesus Christ is this actually Dragon Ball Z/Terrorist fan fiction? Sweet Jesus is this guy insane or what?

Yeah and it's less pathetic than your forum as well.

It's good to know that communists rate higher than homosexuals.

WRONG ANSWER HOT SHOT.

Look at the dates these two messages were posted. What guy thought to reply to this thread a whole month later?

"Loki DeNiro" is the kind of kid who, when the direction of his birthday party goes from everyone wanting to eat cake to wanting to jump in that bouncy castle thing, and "Loki" wants to open presents instead, he'll throw a tantrum and his mom gets fed up and sends everyone home. Everyone realizes what a fucking dick the guy is and never goes to another of his birthday parties. And that brings us to today where he's posting on an internet forum about Dragon Ball Z.

Well I guess this explains why you started chasing after men.

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Get In The God Dang Weight Room, Johnny Manziel!

    Get In The God Dang Weight Room, Johnny Manziel!

    Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.

  • Helping Your Real Friends Move

    Helping Your Real Friends Move

    A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.