*tugs the tail as possible* I'm into pain, bitch.
It was supposed to be a silly gesture. I don't think he would have done it if it would have given every pedo cat fucker in the world a boner.
Just take a sledgehammer to their legs. It'll be much less painful than anything you have to say to them.
The fact that Tigers make you hot is not something I can deal with.
Gotta love the reply. Wotan to the grocery store employee: "Hello my good man. Can you tell me which of your peppers looks most like a cat's dick?"
As I read this image my cat was meowing and brushing up against my leg and I got really uncomfortable and had to take a break from doing this. It's just too much sometimes. I'm handling raw Internet waste here.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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