*tugs the tail as possible* I'm into pain, bitch.

It was supposed to be a silly gesture. I don't think he would have done it if it would have given every pedo cat fucker in the world a boner.

Just take a sledgehammer to their legs. It'll be much less painful than anything you have to say to them.

The fact that Tigers make you hot is not something I can deal with.

Gotta love the reply. Wotan to the grocery store employee: "Hello my good man. Can you tell me which of your peppers looks most like a cat's dick?"

As I read this image my cat was meowing and brushing up against my leg and I got really uncomfortable and had to take a break from doing this. It's just too much sometimes. I'm handling raw Internet waste here.

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