If you have to ask...


Did someone say 'thread pairs'?!


Well I don't think it's okay to post anonymous one-sided portrayals of men on the Internet but I'm not saying anything. Listen up ladies, this guy wanted to have sex with me! Don't let him play you like he played me!


In "behing", the h is silent.


Heh, women.


WEALTHTOOLBOX? WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT GIRLFRIEND?!


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