I can't help but laugh at just how goddamn disgusting you are.
Will a heart attack please do something about this guy.
Also make sure that you are in fact making it inside of one of her actual orifices and not just some random damp area between a couple folds of blubber.
You can call me by my artist name... Pizza-angelo.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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