I can't help but laugh at just how goddamn disgusting you are.

Will a heart attack please do something about this guy.

Also make sure that you are in fact making it inside of one of her actual orifices and not just some random damp area between a couple folds of blubber.

You can call me by my artist name... Pizza-angelo.

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