If I was adopted by a gay couple maybe I'd be taught how to dress properly. I am technically a goon after all.

I'm sick of all this France bashing! People say everybody in France is a bunch of fags but let me tell you those guys know how to riot with the best of them.

He's just a big fan of Orwell is all.

Nice 'chop, bro.

I agree with some of this actually, but he's most likely coming from a different place than I am. He just doesn't want to go to jail for so long for punching a Mexican.

And to think this all once belonged to a bunch of Native Americans. God bless America!

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