Underground Hip Hop
Like dead dudes who are all rotting and stinky, most things that are underground probably are for a reason. "Black is beautiful"? "Once you go black you never go back"? "Always bet on black"? Do these catchphrases mean nothing to you?!
Well, now I'll never be able to look at the Drew Carey Show with a straight face again. Not that it's on TV anymore, but still.
I had something all lined up to say about fat people but I remembered Lou Ferrigno existed and I started thinking about how badass he was and I lost my train of thought.
"I know not the weapons with which World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with fat people and 9-volt batteries."
Last Thursday if you listened really closely you may have heard millions of people cry out, "Holy crap, I drive a better car than Haley Joel Osment?!"
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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