Underground Hip Hop
Like dead dudes who are all rotting and stinky, most things that are underground probably are for a reason. "Black is beautiful"? "Once you go black you never go back"? "Always bet on black"? Do these catchphrases mean nothing to you?!
Well, now I'll never be able to look at the Drew Carey Show with a straight face again. Not that it's on TV anymore, but still.
I had something all lined up to say about fat people but I remembered Lou Ferrigno existed and I started thinking about how badass he was and I lost my train of thought.
"I know not the weapons with which World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with fat people and 9-volt batteries."
Last Thursday if you listened really closely you may have heard millions of people cry out, "Holy crap, I drive a better car than Haley Joel Osment?!"
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.