It's actually the X-Men who are uncanny, this is just gross.

fuckin thug ass dont even know no french impressionists.. fuckin fake bitches....

Someone really ought to get a Sweatin' to the Oldies video, name it Transformers.The.Movie.avi, and put that online. Nerds would probably get mad at you, but you'd be doing them more good than harm.

Sound the pussy alarm if there is one, and if there isn't one please build it and then sound it.

The jerkstore called and posed a very, very good question.

Big ups to my boy "kronte culpepper" holding it down for the "I ain't reading that shit" crew.

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