Like 90% of communication is body language, and a melting face means friendly.
This is cool because it's like we're hearing one side of the conversation that someone's having with the voices in their mind.
Who knows how long it's been since a man had a bath? The Shadow knows.
Did you guys know that there are 11 letters in "coincidence"? I'm freaking out over here.
Have you heard about a chain of restaurants called Carl's Jr. on one side of the country and Hardee's on the other? Sounds to me like somebody's got something to hide.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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