Hell yeah bro, Jesse's Girl kicks the hell out of anything DMC's ever done, for damn sure.

I agree with every single one of these posts, even that jibberish one. Wait, no, especially the jibberish one.

"A nigga fart in he own mouth... a shameful nigga" is something I overheard at a gas station once.

At times I am amazed how the most cerebral, philosophical discussions can turn vulgar.

I don't know what's going on here but I'm pretty sure that it's racist and rude and not going to be read again by me!

Don't stop posting until we get photographs of every private part in "punchblade's" house!

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