Welcome to the exciting world of birds!

Every time I put on my Linux shirt I feel like I sock it to the Gates just a little bit harder.

GROSS FAMILY DETECTED

Yeah, those animals with boxing gloves are pretty much all over the place.

"Okay Dad, I'll mow the lawn in like 5 minutes just give me a little time to finish this post!!"

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