Petition to make the name "Ted" illegal!
My neighbor should do something about his disgusting legs!
Bring back that "achy breaky heart" song!
Petition for my uncle to not make my house smell!
Tractor pulls are unfair!
Petition for more attractive men to not be around while I'm talking to girls!
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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