Petition to make the name "Ted" illegal!
My neighbor should do something about his disgusting legs!
Bring back that "achy breaky heart" song!
Petition for my uncle to not make my house smell!
Tractor pulls are unfair!
Petition for more attractive men to not be around while I'm talking to girls!
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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