Petition to make the name "Ted" illegal!
My neighbor should do something about his disgusting legs!
Bring back that "achy breaky heart" song!
Petition for my uncle to not make my house smell!
Tractor pulls are unfair!
Petition for more attractive men to not be around while I'm talking to girls!
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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