Petition to make the name "Ted" illegal!
My neighbor should do something about his disgusting legs!
Bring back that "achy breaky heart" song!
Petition for my uncle to not make my house smell!
Tractor pulls are unfair!
Petition for more attractive men to not be around while I'm talking to girls!
[sauntering up to joss whedon giving magazine interview] Hey are these guys bothering you
Two wonderful new games let you jump into meat grinders and walk into cactii.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons explained; Part 2!
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.