Petition to make the name "Ted" illegal!
My neighbor should do something about his disgusting legs!
Bring back that "achy breaky heart" song!
Petition for my uncle to not make my house smell!
Tractor pulls are unfair!
Petition for more attractive men to not be around while I'm talking to girls!
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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