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Worthless online petitions, YEAH! With comments, DOUBLE YEAH!

Bring back Zubaz!

Make the guys at the gym stop laughing at me!

Give Conky from Pee Wee's Playhouse his own show!

Make this rash go away!

Make pets wear business suits!

Give me back my son!

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