Worthless online petitions, YEAH! With comments, DOUBLE YEAH!
Bring back Zubaz!
Make the guys at the gym stop laughing at me!
Give Conky from Pee Wee's Playhouse his own show!
Make this rash go away!
Make pets wear business suits!
Give me back my son!
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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