Rule of thumb: If you're getting naked on the Internet for free, odds are you're gross and nobody wants to see you.
I don't know what's sadder, the guy looking for phone sex or the guy trying to keep the phone sex posts organized.
Yeah I kinda doubt this happened.
"Giant tits" is an emotion now.
Thanks for the great story, grandpa.
My, my... How the tables have turned.
Traditional parachutes are probably pretty expensive.
In case you're wondering, his avatar looked like a cocktail weenie that had been in the microwave.
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum buds Sensurround, RoboBlaster, dsmurf, Niki Licksdicks, Boofasten, Lister, sturr, flammable_legs, Seven Five Nine, district 12, Spacecow, CaptainWinky, Jacques LeVert, and plexiglass.
If you've got a link to a terrible forum, please send it to me! Now's a good time!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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