Rule of thumb: If you're getting naked on the Internet for free, odds are you're gross and nobody wants to see you.

I don't know what's sadder, the guy looking for phone sex or the guy trying to keep the phone sex posts organized.

Yeah I kinda doubt this happened.

Here's why:

"Giant tits" is an emotion now.

Thanks for the great story, grandpa.

My, my... How the tables have turned.

Traditional parachutes are probably pretty expensive.

In case you're wondering, his avatar looked like a cocktail weenie that had been in the microwave.

That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum buds Sensurround, RoboBlaster, dsmurf, Niki Licksdicks, Boofasten, Lister, sturr, flammable_legs, Seven Five Nine, district 12, Spacecow, CaptainWinky, Jacques LeVert, and plexiglass.

If you've got a link to a terrible forum, please send it to me! Now's a good time!

– Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium (@fart)

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